Pinocchio Pantomime Script

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Everyone is excited for the Great Pantoland Toy Competition. Dame Geppetto is entering & uses magical wood from Fairy Liquid to craft a puppet boy named Pinocchio. Infuriated by Geppetto’s success, Fairy Solid enlists his sidekicks Cat & Fox to stir up some trouble.

Pinocchio is mischievous at school &, after running away, is tricked into joining the Circus of Wonders & then gets swallowed by a whale from the deep blue sea. Geppetto & friends set off to rescue Pinocchio & end up getting much more than they bargained for along the way!

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List of Characters

9 Principals

2 Smaller Roles

Plus Ensemble

2 Male
1 Female
8 Male/Female

PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS

  • Pinocchio: (M/F) A wooden boy who can’t lie without his nose growing.

  • Dame Geppetto: (M) The Dame. Carpenter & woodworker.

  • Mayor: (M/F) The Mayor of Pantoland.

  • Flummox: (M/F) An overzealous announcer with a booming voice.

  • Ronnie: (M/F) Dame Geppetto's kind hearted and helpful friend.

  • Fairy Liquid: (F) A good fairy. Squeaky clean.

  • Fairy Solid: (M/F) A bad fairy. Very hard.

  • Fox: (M/F) A humanoid fox. Fairy Solid’s sidekick.

  • Cat: (M/F) A humanoid cat. Fairy Solid’s sidekick.

SMALLER ROLES

  • Mr. Elbow: (M) An incapable teacher.

  • The Ringmaster: (M/F) The leader at the Circus of Wonders.

ENSEMBLE

  • Townsfolk, School Children, Circus Acts, Donkeys, Fish & Sea-Monsters etc.

"Pinocchio is a wooden wonderland of witticisms that guarantees laughter!"

Pinocchio Pantomime Script Excerpt

RONNIE & the ENSEMBLE are gathered in the Town Square. FLUMMOX’S voice booms from offstage.

FLUMMOX (Off): Attention everybody! The Mayor of Pantoland is coming to make an announcement!

RONNIE: That’s Flummox, the Mayoral announcer. He’s louder than a bright pink shirt, but he keeps the Mayor on track & everything running smoothly.

FLUMMOX enters.

FLUMMOX: Make way! Make way! For the Mayor is coming to make an announcement!

The MAYOR enters smiling & shaking hands with the ENSEMBLE as he greets them.

MAYOR: Thank you. Hello everyone. (Etc)

ENSEMBLE: Hello Mr Mayor!/How are you?/Good to see you/etc.

FLUMMOX: Silence for the Mayor, so you can hear his announcement!

MAYOR: Yes, thank you Flummox.

The MAYOR coughs to clear his throat. FLUMMOX interrupts him.

FLUMMOX: No coughing, spluttering or sneezing for the Mayor is about to make an announcement!

MAYOR: Will you stop shouting, I’m trying to speak.

FLUMMOX: No shouting for the Mayor is trying to make an announcement!

MAYOR: Will you please be quiet!

Everyone stares at FLUMMOX expectantly. He finally gets it & steps aside sheepishly.

MAYOR: Thank you. (Addressing the ENSEMBLE/AUDIENCE) It is wonderful to see so many of you gathered here today as I have some good news...

The ENSEMBLE cheers.

MAYOR: And some bad news.

The ENSEMBLE boos.

MAYOR: First the bad news - due to the climate emergency it is henceforth forbidden to cut down trees in the Great Forest. Anyone found doing so will be sent to prison immediately!

ENSEMBLE 1: So no more tree felling equipment?

MAYOR: Precisely.

ENSEMBLE 2: You’re cutting back on clippers?

ENSEMBLE 3: You won’t be seeing saws?

ENSEMBLE 4: You’re axing axes?

MAYOR: Yes, yes & yes. If we don’t make some drastic changes then Jack won’t be able to grow his beanstalk!

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