Dick Whittington Pantomime Script
The Pantomime that's paved with gold!
Key info...
12 Characters:
- 10 Principals
- 2 Supporting Roles
- Plus Ensemble
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Synopsis
Dick Whittington has traveled to London to seek his fortune but upon arrival not everything is quite as he imagined. The city is overrun with rats & Alderman Fitzwarren is at his wits end trying to banish them. Dick senses an opportunity to prove his worth (& marry Alice, the girl of his dreams) so sets about ridding the city of vermin.
Queen Rat is furious with Dick & frames him in a bid to keep control. Add in Dame Sarah Snafflebratt, Idle Jack, & Eileen the mischievous cat, Dick Whittington has his work cut out to restore order & his reputation.
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Dick Whittington Pantomime Script Characters
PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS:
Dick Whittington: Principal boy. Off to London to seek his fortune.
Alice Fitzwarren: Alderman Fitzwarren’s daughter & Dick’s love interest.
Sarah Snafflebratt: The Dame. Restauranteur & Jack’s mum.
Idle Jack: A lazy lad. Sarah’s son.
Alderman Fitzwarren: Leader of the local council. Alice’s father.
Eileen: Dick’s talking Cat.
King Rat: The baddie. Villainous vermin & ruler of rat-kind.
Frank: Hench-rat & member of the Rat Pack.
Sammy: Hench-rat & member of the Rat Pack.
Fairy Bow-Bells: A magical fairy & Dick’s spiritual guide.
SUPPORTING ROLES:
Captain Watt: Captain of the Steamy Sue.
Sultan Pepper: The ruler of Farawayland.
ENSEMBLE:
Townsfolk, Sailors, Rats & Pest Controllers etc.
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Dick Whittington Pantomime Script Excerpt
An evil chord plays as KING RAT enters. FRANK & SAMMY (his henchmen) enter from the other side.
FRANK: Sorry we’re late sir.
SAMMY: A hundred apologies.
KING RAT: I’ve told you before to stop apologising.
FRANK: And we’re very sorry we do.
SAMMY: A thousand apologies.
KING RAT: I said stop it.
FRANK: Please forgive us.
SAMMY: A million apologies.
KING RAT: Have you quite finished?
FRANK: Yes.
Beat. FRANK & SAMMY look at each other and then back at KING RAT. They speak at the same time.
FRANK & SAMMY: Sorry.
KING RAT rolls his eyes.
KING RAT: Enough. Where are the others?
FRANK: They’re on their way. Dean got distracted by a wheelie bin.
SAMMY: You should have seen it, it was overflowing with really good rubbish.
FRANK: I can’t believe the sort of thing those humans throw away!
KING RAT: That’s the trouble with humans, they don’t know their rubbish!
FRANK: They’ve even got this new slogan… reduce, reuse, recycle!
SAMMY: Is that why we’re reusing some of the same jokes as last year?
KING RAT: What’s the latest with Alderman Fitzwarren’s city clean up plan?
FRANK: Bad news I’m afraid. They’ve got a council meeting tomorrow about extending the low emissions zone.
KING RAT: What is that?
FRANK: It’s part of his plan to give everyone easy access to clean air and fresh water.
KING RAT: is horrified and almost gags at the idea.
KING RAT: What?!
SAMMY: Actually, that’s not true sir.
KING RAT: Thank goodness!
SAMMY: His plan is to give everyone fresh air and clean water!
KING RAT: That’s even worse! How are we supposed to spread disease and pestilence when public services are going round cleaning everything up! Oh I hate the council!